Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Scott's Tip Of The Day: How do you know when you have too much time on your hands? When you redo dark side of the moon in 8-Bit Nintendo Entertainment System sound. Despite the unimaginable waste of time this must have been, it still sounds pretty money (no pun intended).
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Monday, March 15, 2010
Scott's Tip Of The Day: Politicians. They're a wacky bunch. A lot of times you don't know how wacky they are until they take office and get caught bangin' prostitutes. Or get caught admist some crazy tickle scandal "But Scott, how can I determine if these politicians are weird and deranged BEFORE I vote for them." Good question, Elroy. If the politician or her husband owns a boat named "Sexy Bitch," that's probably a sign that not everything is right in that family. Steer clear!
Thursday, March 11, 2010
Scott's Tip Of The Day: Having tickle fights with your employees is not considered professional behavior. Especially if you are a Congressman. Please keep your tickle fights limited to your immediate family and/or cabana boy. Thank you.
Friday, March 5, 2010
Scott's Tip Of The Day: Just because you're old, doesn't mean you have to be boring. Ruth Flowers is 69-years-old and DJing some big clubs over in the UK. She doesn't party like she used to. You don't see her blowing lines of coke or chugging red bull vodkas, but she has been known to cut up some Lipitor, suck it up her nose like a vaccum and wash it down with an Ensure. She can DJ my party any day.