Friday, November 19, 2010
Scott's Tip Of The Day: Old people don't belong in tree houses. Especially tree houses without any walls. Even if you're famous. Even if you're career would have been meaningless if you weren't a Bob Dylan cling-on. (Not to be confused with a Bob Dylan Klingon. See Star Trek The Next Generation Episode 97*) No exceptions.
*No. There was no Bob Dylan Klingon in Star Trek The Next Generation Episode 97. I just made that up, you huge nerd.
Wednesday, November 10, 2010
Scott's Tip Of The Day: Giving me a shout out on your blog will ALWAYS earn you brownie points. I am a sucker for shameless flattery. Thanks Rhyme Me A Smile.
Also, on an unrelated note, I apologize for not updating as frequently as I usually do. Real life has been getting in the way. Work. Finding a new roommate for December 1st. Preparing for a business trip abroad. When things calm down I will go back to posting more regularly.
Friday, November 5, 2010
Scott's Tip Of The Day: Jesus was HIV positive. Yeah, yeah. Click on the link. I didn't come up with that. It was South African Pastor Xola Skosana. (Try saying that ten times fast.) Does he base this on the evidence that was recently unearthed suggesting Jesus participated in ecstasy fueled desert full moon parties with prostitute, Mary Magdalene? Was it his blood transfusion in the early 1980's? His debilitating heroin addiction? Maybe it's because he frequented bath houses in San Francisco and did more than just take a steam?
Well, if you guessed any of those you are wrong....and sick in the head. The answer was "No, none of the above."
Skosana said it to give Africa hope. Well, I've got news for you, Skosana. Jesus died in his early 30's and he was the alleged son of God. If Jesus can't get to 40-years-old with HIV, that doesn't bode well for the rest of the HIV-infected population. Good job, Skosana. Way to give everyone hope.