Sunday, October 26, 2008

Liam Neeson vs. Ralph Fiennes


Scott's Tip Of The Day: When trying to tell the difference between Ralph Fiennes and Liam Neeson, the first thing you need to ask yourself is..."My, God. How on earth did I get this bored?"

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

We Built This City



Scott's Tip Of The Day: When building a city, build on a structurally sound surface, not rock and roll.

Friday, October 17, 2008

Pharmacies



Scott's Tip Of The Day: Always remember to make sure the pharmacy that fills your drug prescriptions is licensed to do so. I had been taking my prescriptions to the same dark alley for over three years before I realized the pharmacist prescribing me drugs was unlicensed. He didn't even go to pharmacy school...or prescribe me the correct medicine!

Monday, October 13, 2008

Polio String Cheese



Scott's Tip Of The Day: Always read the nutrition facts on the food you buy. Eating too much of a particular food can be unhealthy. Just ask FDR, who contracted polio after eating abnormally large portions of Polio String Cheese. Oh wait, you can't ask him...because he ate too much polio string cheese.

Monday, October 6, 2008

New Kids On The Block



Scott's Tip Of The Day: When you're 5 years old and you go see the New Kids On The Block that's cool. When you are 20+ years old and you go see the New Kids On The Block that's sad