Monday, November 17, 2008
Scott's Tip Of The Day: When you die and you are standing at the pearly gates, the first thing you're asked isn't "Have you been good?" or "Are you sorry for your sins?" Nope. The first thing they ask you is "Did you have a Jesus fish on your car?" or "Did you ever hang rosaries from your rear view mirror?" "Do you have a Jesus bobble head on your dashboard?" If you can't answer yes to any of these questions then they send you to hell. God doesn't care about your thoughts, good intentions or actions on earth. All he cares is that you show everyone your love of him by hanging tasteless religious chachkas all over your car.