Thursday, October 28, 2010

Ex-Wives



Scott's Tip Of The Day: It's got to be hard going through a divorce. I can't even pretend to know what that's like. I'm sure there are all sorts of emotions going through one's head. And if you have kids together with your significant other? That has to be tough too. You can't just make a clean break. It's better for the kids if you have a decent relationship with your ex.

Charlie Sheen understands this. That's why he went out to dinner with his ex, Denise Richards the other day. What he failed to realize, however, is that bringing a prostitute to dinner with your ex, is frowned upon in most, if not all, social contexts. Furthermore, excusing yourself during dinner to have sex with a prostitute in a restaurant bathroom is also looked down upon. Oh well. You live, you learn, right? Better luck next time, Charlie!

9 comments:

Jamie said...

Gotta love gossip.

bruce said...

divorce is bad stuff...

it stikes me as odd that anyone would need to be told not to bring a date (read:prostitute) to dinner with an ex...

i think it is ok at brunch, tho' and actually encouraged at large family functions, but you are the tip master so i will defer to your judgement...

as usual the tip is appreciated!!!

BB said...

Good to hear from you. Miss your daily posts.

I love these gossip type headlines that make the news each day. Poor Charlie. He's got such turmoil in his life. So much so that he made a complete jackass out of himself more times than I can count on both hands. And we read this stuff like it's so important. 'We' meaning society. I'm sorry if I sound cruel but right now I'm worrying about what I'm going to do to because I am out of work, have no health insurance and need proper medical care. That's where my attention goes these days. Worrying about the next meal. Sorry Charlie!!

Kara Hoag said...

I read the article. I love how she clarifies that she is NOT a hooker.

I can just hear her.

"I am not a paid prostitute, thank you! I am much classier than that. I perform in adult movies!"

http://karahoag.blogspot.com/

Kevin McKeever said...

You gotta admire Charlie for nothing if not his total lack of shame.

Ankita Sarkar said...

Oh holy.

Anonymous said...

So glad I found your blog...we share similar outlooks on life. Humor and Honesty...those are tough to put together but you more than excel at it. Don't let me down Scott..I kicked two bloggers of my follow list just this week! :)

P.S - Oh and I have been doing this for all of about 4 months..so that tells you how qualified I am to post this.

Michelle said...

Too funny. And I thought my ex is bad...lol.

Anonymous said...

Interesting, I just got done listening to Hollywood Undead for about 2 hours...