Thursday, December 16, 2010

Michael Vick

Scott's Tip Of The Day: People come to a lot of realizations in prison. One of them is that sometimes dogs make good pets and electrocuting them, hanging them and drowning them isn't the humane thing to do. So way to go, Michael Vick. Congrats. Gold Star. Don't ask me to sell you a dog though, because that's never going to happen. I'm not letting you near any of my pets. Not even stuffed animals. Or books. Or VHS cassettes I don't watch anymore. What? OK. You can borrow the space heater I've got in my office that always smells like burning when I turn it on. That's it though. OK? Good.


Anonymous said...

That poor puppy. :(

Bouncin' Barb said...

If Dumb Ass wanted a dog so bad why'd he abuse what he had? Now his poor children can't grow up having a dog. Those poor poor children. Maybe he thinks it's all our fault or the judge? Good post Scott!!!

Anonymous said...

the guy is a scumbag...being from the Philly area I can tell you I am not happy he's around. I hate football so I could give a rats ass if he makes the team better...the guy is a douche.