Thursday, December 16, 2010
Scott's Tip Of The Day: People come to a lot of realizations in prison. One of them is that sometimes dogs make good pets and electrocuting them, hanging them and drowning them isn't the humane thing to do. So way to go, Michael Vick. Congrats. Gold Star. Don't ask me to sell you a dog though, because that's never going to happen. I'm not letting you near any of my pets. Not even stuffed animals. Or books. Or VHS cassettes I don't watch anymore. What? OK. You can borrow the space heater I've got in my office that always smells like burning when I turn it on. That's it though. OK? Good.