Monday, May 9, 2011

Kids, Hardcore Porn and the NYC Public Library



Scott's Tip Of The Day: This tip goes out to all the children. Do you like movies about gladiators? Ever seen a grown man naked? Ever been to a Turkish prison? If the answer to any of these questions is no then you need to take a field trip to the New York Public Library. According to the NY Post, it's the hottest place to fulfill all of your hardcore pornographic needs. Your Mom will love it when you tell her you like to go to the library and "do research" or "get educated." You'll earn some brownie points. You'll also learn what a blumpkin is. Thank you, New York City!

2 comments:

Bouncin' Barb said...

Hey kids can access porn off xbox wii and play station now. Don't even need to leave home.

Ferdinand said...

I´m on my way to NYC
Sent from my Blackberry torch