Thursday, August 13, 2009
Scott's Tip Of The Day: What's wrong with me? I can't think of anything interesting to say! I think the combination of work and this cold I came down with has rendered my mind useless. I got writer's block. I tried overcoming this writer's block but I've been pretty unsuccessful so far. So what's my tip of the day?
Things I Thought Would Cure Writer's Block, But Didn't:
Whoever said PCP was a fun ride was definitely lying. Maybe it's fun if you think chasing your legs (which are running away) around the house and losing the ability to form coherent sentences for six hours is fun. What? No one said that? Oops
Wasn't it Shakespeare who said "Everyone loves a hooker?" No? Hemingway? Lil John? Lil Kim? Lil Bow Wow? Man, I should make a rule, no following random advice if I can't attribute the advice to anyone. Anyway, hookers are good for diseases and nine point popularity slides in congressional campaigns. Unfortunately, they are not good for curing writer's block.
I prayed to Jesus to cure my writer's block. Nothing happened. Maybe Jesus Ramirez isn't God after all?
So, if you are ever in a bind...and you've got writer's block.... PCP, hookers and religion are not the solution.....well seperately they're not......but what if you have sex with hookers on PCP while praying to Jesus Ramirez? ....hmmm...I'll be right back....