Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Miley Cyrus



Scott's Tip Of The Day: What's worse than being voted the worst teen celebrity role model? Give up? Causing your parents to get divorced!
Who'd do such a thing? Why it's Miley Cyrus, y'all! Poor Miley. She doesn't know what she's doing. You're a child celebrity. You're supposed to act cute while your parents capitalize on your fame and exploit you for your money. Don't you know the rules? Michael Jackson, Gary Coleman and Lindsay Lohan all did it. You should follow their example. Instead you're smoking drugs from a bong and ruining your parents' marriage. Shame on you, Miley. Do you think you can just do whatever you want? Well you can't. And that's why I'm calling up Silvio Berlusconi and canceling that sexy date I set up for you. You don't deserve it!

4 comments:

Jenni Robinson said...

I like how it says "Miley's handlers", like she's an unruly cheetah, or something. That must be rough, knowing it IS in fact the child's fault her parents are getting divorced...But since it's Miley Cyrus it's kinda funny.

Kev D. said...

Her best friend Leslie says that she's just bein' Miley.

Star said...

Been out of the U.S. for too long...who the heck is she, anyway? (too tired...and disinterested in a misbehaving youngster...to Google)

Nina said...

You mean...there's a spot on this planet where disney's wretched spawn are unheard of? Wherever you came from, I'm moving there, Star. Unless it's north korea. Then I'll take the best of both worlds.