Scott's Tip Of The Day: If you happen to be walking down the street to the gym, and you pass a fat middle-aged man in a t-shirt and underwear, and he starts yelling at you from his doorstep "Mistah, Mistah.....I just wanna be happy in America! I wanna be happy in America!" then the best thing to do is just keep walking and not make eye contact.
Yes... This really happened to me.
1 comment:
This is hilarious. I found this by accident actually, googling MY blog to see how hard it is to find one in google. Apparently, my own is not so easy to find. But I greatly enjoyed reading yours.
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