Tuesday, January 5, 2010
New Year's Resolutions
Scott's Tip Of The Day: So it's January 5th. Have you made your New Year's resolution yet? Don't you think it's time? What? What are my New Year's resolutions? Good question.
SCOTT'S NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS
1) To buy a stun gun and start shocking people who regularly use the word "irregardless"
2) To use the aforementioned stun gun to shock people for criticizing me for being too harsh in shocking people for using the word "irregardless"
3) To use this stun gun to silence people for complaining I use my stun gun to resolve trivial matters, such as silencing people who criticize me for acting in a socially deviant manner.
4) To increase stun gun awareness by zapping people I pass on the street who don't appear to be carrying a stun gun.