Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Things To Do When Scott Doesn't Post a Tip Of The Day

Scott's Tip Of The Day: I'm a crazy guy. Sometimes, I misbehave. When I "act out" my parole officer prohibits me from using the halfway house's computer. Here is a picture of Fred, my Parole Officer for your viewing pleasure:


Fred is completely unreasonable. I would have totally been able to control that fire, if he hadn't interrupted me. Anyway, these things happen. When I can't get to the computer to blog, there are other things you can do to pass the time. Here are some ways to amuse yourself, when I am out of action.

GARFIELD MINUS GARFIELD
This is one of my favorite websites. Dan Walsh erases basically every character out of Garfield's daily cartoon strip except for John. John thus looks pretty crazy, sad and pathetic in every day's strip. It's bizarre. It's disturbing. I love it.

ENGRISH
A lot of Asians have a poor command of the English language. Here is proof positive.

ANY OF THE BLOGS ON THE RIGHT HAND SIDE OF MY BLOG
If I have linked to someone's blog, that means they have been pretty good to my blog. Show them some love. Visit some of their blogs too!

I apologize for the lack of blog postings this week. Things are pretty crazy at the halfway house. I am gonna come back large and in charge on Monday, so please stay tuned. Good things are coming!

2 comments:

menopausaloldbag (MOB) said...

C'mon your carers don't let you use any kind of sharp objects thus keeping you away from the net as you will no doubt be ordering all sorts of weapons. Pretend you have a great interest in cooking, then you can get Japanese knives or at the very least you can get yourself an egg whisk to beat fellow in-mates about the head with.

foutsc said...

VP Biden was very upset. He kept asking if he had the right internet number to your blog...