Tuesday, September 22, 2009

The Slut List


Scott's Tip Of The Day: Some of you may have read the New York Times article, this past weekend, about the Millburn High School Slut List.

Basically, every year these classy Millburn High, New Jersey senior girls carefully analyze the incoming freshman class, and decide who the biggest sluts are. I found this article a fascinating piece of journalism. But a quick pointer to the author, Tina Kelly. How am I supposed to call any of these incoming freshman sluts, if you don't provide their names and addresses in the article? Isn't your article a bit incomplete? There, there. It's OK, Tina. I will give you a few days to put together this information and get back to me. Then I'll read it over again and reevaluate. Sound good? Great. Thanks, Tina.

5 comments:

Zeph Zero said...

Don't tell Chris Hanson (or my mom) this, but I'd very much like a copy of said list.

foutsc said...

... another gratuitous slap at the press...

Hall Monitor said...

This story made http://detentionslip.org ! Check it out for all the crazy headlines from our schools.

sexylegsandbody said...

Hmmm, the list will help me none at all.
Colin.

Daily Dose of Fantasy said...

if she chooses the kind man in the end (and lets be clear that women are the ones who REALLY choose). Then he’ll be sure to hear those heartbreaking stories of who she spent the cold nights with while he was patient and respectful, waiting for her.