Monday, May 11, 2009

Exotic Dancing

Scott's Tip Of The Day: Strippers do an impressive job of rationalizing their "craft." "I only strip so I can make enough money to go to school. I only strip to feed my baby...the baby I had with one of the patrons at the strip club. I don't strip, I'm an exotic dancer." Oh! Excuse me! An exotic dancer! I thought an exotic dance was the tango. Apparently exotic dancing is hanging on a pole, taking your clothes off and dancing to Pour Some Sugar On Me. How is that exotic? You come from an American blue collar working class family! The only thing exotic is that Chinese tattoo on your ass. Can't you find girls like this anywhere in America? Any fraternity house at 3AM? There's no such thing as exotic dancers. They are all just strippers!

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