Friday, May 8, 2009

Oprah Knows Best

Scott's Tip Of The Day: Oprah knows everything. She knows what books you should read, what food you should eat and what celebrities to idolize. Failure to follow Oprah's advice may lead to Oprah eating you whole.


Illuminati said...

Oprah knows you wrote this blog.

Less than pleased.

Dr. Tundra said...

I imagine she would deep fry you first.