Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Scott's Tip Of The Day: If you want to impress your friends, I suggest you acquire a wild animal and let it loose in your house. Something like a bear, gorilla or tiger or monkey. Yeah, there is a good chance that animal is going to bite your neighbor's face off. It might bite her fingers off too. But if your neighbor can still speak after she wakes up from her coma, she will probably compliment you on your wild animal pet. "But Scott, this happened to me! I didn't get any compliments!" Well, it might have just sounded like mumbling and groaning. That's a combination of pain killers, and your neighbor's lack of lips/face.