Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Wild Animals


Scott's Tip Of The Day: If you want to impress your friends, I suggest you acquire a wild animal and let it loose in your house. Something like a bear, gorilla or tiger or monkey. Yeah, there is a good chance that animal is going to bite your neighbor's face off. It might bite her fingers off too. But if your neighbor can still speak after she wakes up from her coma, she will probably compliment you on your wild animal pet. "But Scott, this happened to me! I didn't get any compliments!" Well, it might have just sounded like mumbling and groaning. That's a combination of pain killers, and your neighbor's lack of lips/face.

7 comments:

Broke But Still Drinking said...

This is why people should own Sea Monkeys.

foutsc said...

But the monkey sipped tea and took xanax just like a normal human being...

Cute anthropomorphizing should be left to Disney cartoons. Don't fool with mother nature.

Mia Watts said...

Voice of experience?

Al Sharpton said...

After the discraceful New York Post cartoon I cannot believe you would be so foolish as to post another picture ridiculing our president and calling him a "wild animal."

Sugee Andersyn said...

lol last line was brutal! ha!

WALT said...

Poor Chimps.. One bad taste and untimely chimps goes crazy and they get a bad rap. I hope this doesn't affect their Superbowl ads credibility.

http://www.waltsense.com/home/2009/2/19/travis-the-killer-chimpanzee-six-animals-i-wouldnt-want-to-f.html

JPT said...

That photo reminds me - I must phone my ex wife.