Monday, April 20, 2009
Scott's Tip Of The Day: No longer is it cool to name your kid something simple like 'John' or 'Scott'. Your child could be ostracized at school for rocking suck an antiquated name. "So what should I name my kid, Scott? " I am glad you asked.
SCOTT'S GUIDE TO NAMING YOUR BABY
STEP 1- Take a simple name you like. We will use 'Scott' for the purposes of this example.
STEP 2- Spell the simple name wrong. Scott now becomes Skaht.
STEP 3- Add extra letters and/or punctuation to the name. Skaht now becomes Ja'Skaht.
STEP 4-Are you really happy with your name? Can you do anything else to make it unique? I am going to change Ja'Skaht to Ja'$kat. Lets put a dollar sign in there and get rid of that silent H. That silent H is a bit much don't you think? Letters in a name you don't pronounce? That's so unnecessary (unlike punctuation, extra letters and misspellings)
STEP 5- Congratulations! You have a new baby name! Walk out to the stoop and scream the news to all of the neighborhood people.