Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Ribbed For Her Pleasure
Scott's Tip Of The Day: Buying condoms at the local pharmacy can be a bit confusing. There are all of these new innovations in condom technology. It aint just lubricated and unlubricated anymore. Now you have different flavors, different textures, pleasure rings. Yes! Pleasure rings! What the hell is a pleasure ring? Am I on Star Trek? Am I in the pharmacy or outer space?! Anyway, I am sure many of you have come across these condoms that are "ribbed for her pleasure." "Ribbed for her pleasure? Why whatever does that mean, Scott?" I am glad you asked! Ribbed for her pleasure means the condoms taste like BBQ ribs. They come in both the St. Louis and Baby Back Variety. Personally I prefer the Baby Back. I mean uhhhhh my girlfriend prefers the Baby Back. Yeah. My girlfriend. Ummm. I am gonna go now.