Scott's Tip Of The Day: Buying condoms at the local pharmacy can be a bit confusing. There are all of these new innovations in condom technology. It aint just lubricated and unlubricated anymore. Now you have different flavors, different textures, pleasure rings. Yes! Pleasure rings! What the hell is a pleasure ring? Am I on Star Trek? Am I in the pharmacy or outer space?! Anyway, I am sure many of you have come across these condoms that are "ribbed for her pleasure." "Ribbed for her pleasure? Why whatever does that mean, Scott?" I am glad you asked! Ribbed for her pleasure means the condoms taste like BBQ ribs. They come in both the St. Louis and Baby Back Variety. Personally I prefer the Baby Back. I mean uhhhhh my girlfriend prefers the Baby Back. Yeah. My girlfriend. Ummm. I am gonna go now.
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You mean your FORMER girlfriend, Scott? ; )
And while I love me some baby backs (ribs, that is), if they were meant for "her" pleasure, they should probably be infused with chocolate, not BBQ sauce. Just sayin'.
I can't even come up with any kind of witty comment right now because that BBQ line has me literally laughing out loud.
Cautious reminder to men: Don't get over-zealous in ribbing. She will not appreciate the chaffing or sanding of her inward bits by your eager-to-please methods.
Instead, Scott, try learning to vibrate your nethers. Several cups of caffeine with Red Bull chasers ought to accomplish the deed well enough.
hahaha. . get to the chase you old fuddy duddy.
Hilarious!
with the ribbed ones, you can put 'em on inside out and then they will be ribbed for YOUR pleasure.
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