Scott's Tip Of The Day: Are you a President, Prime Minister, King or Despot? Has the economic climate ratcheted up pressure on your administration to take bold steps to solve your country's problems? Yeah, it's tough out there. I bet you don't know what to do either! How do you fix your country's economy when it's intertwined with hundreds of other countries' economies whose leaders have no idea what they are doing either. Well, don't be too hard on yourself. Nobody knows what they are doing. "But Scott, the people are getting volatile! They want answers! They want Solutions" Well, since you have no idea what you are doing, you need a distraction. You need to buy yourself some more time to figure out a solution. How will you accomplish this? You can buy a dog! Instead of press conferences on the political or economic climate you can just have the media interview your new dog! Awwww! Look how cute he is! I don't even care that the bank foreclosed on my house and and I am dumpster diving behind Wendy's to feed my kids! That dog is so gosh darn cute! Buy a dog. Save your administration.
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