Scott's Tip Of The Day: Work, work, work. Life can get pretty monotonous sometimes. What do you do when you need an escape? Vacation? Nah, too expensive. Drugs? Drugs are illegal!!! So what can you do? Follow these simple instructions
1)Purchase a surgeon's mask
2)Purchase fake blood capsules
3)Put on your surgeon's mask and go to a public place.
4) Take off your surgeon's mask, bite fake blood capsules and start spitting on the floor going "Ohhhhh Nooooo"
5)Yell "I think I have swine flu! I think I have swine flu!"
6)Record events with a digital camera
7)Upload to youtube
8)Email me at email@example.com when you have done all of this
This will keep me...cough cough...ahem...I mean....uh...you very entertained