Saturday, July 18, 2009
Scott's Tip Of The Day: I will be taking a short vacation so I probably won't be posting for a week or so. In the meantime I suggest you get some payday loans and take a vacation too. This way you won't even know you missed me. If you don't like vacations then maybe you should consider sending your pet on vacation? I bet your dog would love to see Paris. But you wouldn't know that because you never asked him. Did you? DID YOU!? I knew it. You insensitive schmuck! Animals have feelings too.
For all of you who don't have pets, I could think of a lot of things you could spend your money on instead. How about a racecar bed or a Betamax player? Maybe a talking Grubby? I bet you forgot about him. Sure, you remembered Teddy Ruxpin, but Grubby? Teddy Ruxpin's best friend? Who cares about Grubby? I DO. BUY ONE. Or, you could always go to Walmart and buy a shotgun. Then you can shoot stuff. Like Grubby....in your racecar bed...while watching Betamax. It's all coming together now isn't it? No? It's not? Well, take some time this week to think about it. Let it incubate in your head awhile. By the time I'm back, you'll be ready for more.
If in my absense you find yourself lonely, feel free to email me at firstname.lastname@example.org. Tell me what's wrong. What can i do to help? Papa Scott is always here for you. Shhhhh. There there. It will be ok.