Wednesday, July 1, 2009

New York State Senate Deadlock

Scott's Tip Of The Day: New York State Senators. Look at all of you. You should be ashamed of yourself. Bills need to be passed. Important bills with big implications on such hotbed issues as education and gay marriage.... and all you can do is engage in petty partisan nonsense. Seriously guys, no one is going to reelect any of you if you can't play nice. What's the state paying you for? I am sick of reading about this in the news. You could have fixed this problem in like 5 mins. Governor David Paterson is legally blind. All you have to do is say "Yeah, uh... we resolved our issues and voted on everything, you were there, remember?' David Paterson won't want to look like an idiot. He'll be all "Oh yeah, thanks guys you can go home now." By the time he realizes what's up, you guys will all be on fancy vacations, funded by illegal lobbyist donations and misappropriated funds from your local elementary school. You guys are slimy politicians, you shouldn't need me to think of this for you.

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