Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Blog Of The Day / Past Indiscretions


Scott's Tip Of The Day: Check out Blog Of The Day Awards (click here). Today Scott's Tip Of The Day has won the Blog Of The Day Award!! Thanks Blog Of The Day. I think an acceptance speech is in order.........(AHEM).......

I'd like to thank Mom and Dad. Even though you had nothing to do with this blog, I was hatched in a lab using your genetic material and I couldn't have done it without you or your genes. I would also like to thank the mad scientist who hatched me in his lab, Dr. Frankensteinberg. Thanks for that super serum you injected into my egg before you hatched me, I appreciate the super powers and probably would not be able to write my blog without them. Thanks for destroying the super secret facility you created me in and denying its existance to the authorities. Running from various top secret government organizations the rest of my life would have really put a damper on my social life.

I'd also like to thank Alah, Jesus, Yahweh, Vishnu, Ganisha, Satan, Zeus, Apollo, Rah and any other gods/superbeings that may prevent me from enjoying the afterlife because I forgot to thank them for my good fortune.

I want to give a shout out to my agent, Barry Weinsteinowitzberg, my manager Harry Finkleberg and my publicist Shlomo Rabinowitz.

Thank you to my girlfriend who didn't call the police and have me arrested after I "accidentally" put nine roofies in her drink the first night I met her and had "no choice" but to bring her back to my place to "take care of her."

Thank you to my illegitimate children. Even though Daddy doesn't take care of you, pay your living expenses, bail your mom out of jail or call you back, he still loves you!

I'd like to also thank Wendell, for not bringing attention to the fact I ran over his two Cinnamon Toast Crunch friends in the early 90's. My Blood Alcohol Content was lke was like .25 and I would have been put in jail for years. Somehow nobody seemed to notice they dissapeared from the box. I know I promised you $25,000 for covering that up, and I will get you the money I swear. Times are just a little tight now though, you know? I got illegitimate children to feed. What? I said I don't feed them or take care of them? Uhhhh....Errrr.........

So there you have it. Scott's Tip Of The Day is check out The Blog Of The Day Awards.... and also there is $10,000 if anyone takes care of my "Cinnamon" problem... if you know what I mean. I am good for the money I swear!!!! Really!!! Seriously.....

13 comments:

Prefers Her Fantasy Life said...

You forgot to thank John and Yoko.

And that exchange thing--it's cool with me.

VE said...

Oh sure...don't even thank your readers... ;)

I did a similar thank you post and forgot to thank my readers and never heard the end of it...

Scott said...

Yes, I should have thanked my readers. I mean you didn't hatch me in a lab or give me super powers lik eDr. Frankensteinberg, but you do read my blog, so I should have thanked my readers as well. But hey, I did give my readers an opportunity to make a quick 10,000 dollars

leelee said...

congratulations Scott..this is VERY exciting news..

HUGS!!

Ceci said...

VE brings up a VERY good point.
...
I might have to rally the masses and do something about this.
hmmm....
You know, that whole "We made you we can take you down" thing?
yeah....
You can thank VE
;)

All come-uppance aside, though, congratulations!

Now, the retribution.

Scott said...

Thank you everyone, I couldn't have done it without you!

Debbie said...

Well good for you! That is exciting.

Broke But Still Drinking said...

Does this contest consider bribes or blackmail?

Lord Likely said...

Congratulations, sir!

I tip my hat and drop my trousers in awe!

Illuminati said...

This is Jesus.

Welcome buddy.

ReformingGeek said...

Wait a minute. I didn't hear a tribute for your charity, Save the Fire Ants, They Have Souls.

;-)

Thanks for visiting my blog. Come back soon!

Beej the Pink Sheep said...

The part where you thanked your kids was so touching it brought a tear to my eye. It reminded me of my own father.

melodicinsomniac.com said...

I miss those other two Cinnamon Toast Crunch guys...