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Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Everything Is Relative...And In The South Everyone Is (a) Relative
Scott's Tip Of The Day: Earlier in January I posted some dating tips for guys and girls. Many of you have taken these tips to heart and already have budding romances. I realize now I forgot to tell you one important thing. When picking a suitable person to date, marry or have relations with, it is imperative you do not pick a person who is related to you. No sisters, brothers, mothers, fathers, uncles, aunts, cousins, daughters, sons, nephews, nieces etc. This can get tricky sometimes. "What about my next door neighbor?" Is your next door neighbor related to you? Then I am afraid the answer is no. "What about my college professor?" Are you home schooled? Is your "college" your house and is your "professor" your dad? The answer is still no. I realize this advice only really applies to a certain segment of the population (residents of West Virginia, Louisiana, Mississippi, Arkansas, Kentucky) but I thought it was important I clarify. If you are already dating a relative, when you break up with them let them down easy. This is the best way to end things because you probably already live with them.
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Yup I agree I do appreciate your sense of humour! This post could easily relate to some of the complete numpties that frequent my village too - it's a universal problem!
I had a quick read back on older posts - you are a witty dude! Thanks for popping by mine and leaving your comment.
thanks so much for the kind words
With "so many fish in the sea" why would anyone go fishing in their own pond? Ick.
Scott - thanks for your other comment on my blog - yup by all means link to me as I have signed up as a follower of your blog. Cheers.
liked this one =)
will you link to me? i've blogrolled you as requested..
I see you and Einstein both have a theory of relativity now...
That's good. I like your humour! Thanks for the read.
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