Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Scott's Tip Of The Day: Have you ever been down in the dumps? You're just walking the lonely street at night, feeling helpless, like the world is against you. Tears stream down your face and you can barely see. You find yourself in a dark alley, thinking "Man, things can't get any worse. " Then your guardian angel comes out of nowhere. He reassures you, tells you it will all be ok. He gives you a big hug and caresses you for awhile. Then, suddenly, he dissapears. You walk home feeling better about yourself. Tomorrow is another day. You know you'll be ok. But, there is a problem here. That wasn't your guardian angel. That was a dirty, smelly homeless man who touched you inappropriately. Wasn't it weird when he hugged you for an unusually long time? Didn't you think it was a bit strange your guardian angel smelled like feces? Watch out for those homeless people, they'll get you every time.