Thursday, January 8, 2009
Scott's Tip Of The Day: Queen Latifah's real name is Dana Elaine Owens (Thanks Wikipedia). She is not a real Queen or a real Latifah. She is actually an exceptionally large woman from New Jersey with a penchant for acting in awful movies (Taxi, Scary Movie 3, House Party 2, Beauty Shop) with awful actors (Jimmy Fallon, Ja Rule, Ashton Kutcher). It is rumored that she picks her role in movies solely based on the selection of food at the crafts services table on the set. If you happen to see Queen Latifah, always proceed with caution. When approaching her it is strongly advised to walk slowly and to not make direct eye contact. Making sudden movements or loud noises may startle Queen Latifah, sending her into a panic and uncontrollable rage that could leave you severely injured.