Friday, January 16, 2009

Coffee


Scott's Tip Of The Day: I read somewhere that drinking seven cups of coffee in an hour can be dangerous. Who says it's dangerous? I didn't say it's dangerous. Did you say it's dangerous? I drank seven cups of coffee and I'm fine. I'm just dandy. I'm splendid. I'm Great. Terrific. I'm better than terrific. I'm super. I'm not acting funny. Did you say I'm acting funny? Who's acting funny? Just fine over here. I like coffee. Caffeine doesn't even affect me. What? No, it's cold out, that's why I'm shaking. Who's twitching? I told you I'm cold! I'm not jittery, I just felt like going for a walk. So I can't sit down now, big deal! Who wants to sit down. Maybe I don't want to sit down. Don't you just want to run around? Have you ever run a marathon? I have never trained but I bet I could run one right now. What's 26 something miles. I have a lot of energy. Man, I really love coffee. Do you love coffee? I already asked you that? Ok, ok, don't get all bent out of shape! I'm making you nervous? Why are you nervous? Who's nervous? I'm not nervous. What? My eye's not twitching! No! Maybe, I got something in there, I don't know. Why are you so critical? Maybe you're acting funny. I'm just trying to blog here, ok. Geez, can I live? Can a guy drink seven cups of coffee? Maybe I should have another cup of coffee. What? Where am I going with this? What's my point? There's nothing wrong with drinking seven cups of coffee in an hour!

9 comments:

Kelly said...

You crazy bastard. You made me laugh, goddamn it! "I am Cornholio! Do you have pee pee for my bunghole?" Ah, Beevis and Butthead... the good ol' days. I remember watching them with much enthusiasm. You saw their movie, right?

Anyway, you're right about coffee. I love the stuff. I drink about 2-4 cups a day/night. Only problem with it for me is that it makes me piss a lot. I have to piss enough as it is because I'm diabetic. The twitching and sweating from it, I don't care about so much. That doesn't bother me.

Three cheers for Cornholio!

Scott said...

Yeah, Coffee goes right through me too.

Of course I saw the movie. A fine piece of American cinematic art

Pwn Greenland said...

I'm a moderate coffee drinker and by moderate, I mean a lot. And by a lot, I mean seven cups in one hour. And by that, I mean that I look just like Michael J. Fox used to.

Anonymous said...

You're fine. If you feel weird, even a tiny bit, just drink more cups of coffee. :)

LeDaro said...

I just drank eighth cup of coffee. I am, I am, I am fine. This my fifth try at posting.

Man, you're too funny.

LeDaro said...

So sorry I did not realize that you approve comments.

I am fine.

Beej the Pink Sheep said...

I love me some coffee too. My New Year's resolution was to learn to like it black. I was addicted to Coffee Mate. I realized that much artificial crap all day every day isn't a good thing.
This morning, as a matter of fact, I said to myself, "Mmmm... this coffee is good this morning." and realized it was black coffee.
VICTORY IS MINE!

Bee said...

Whoever said large quantities of coffee are bad for you should be fed to sea kittens.

Adamity_Bomb_Bomb said...

LMAO

As a coffee fiend, I can totally relate.