Friday, January 16, 2009
Scott's Tip Of The Day: I read somewhere that drinking seven cups of coffee in an hour can be dangerous. Who says it's dangerous? I didn't say it's dangerous. Did you say it's dangerous? I drank seven cups of coffee and I'm fine. I'm just dandy. I'm splendid. I'm Great. Terrific. I'm better than terrific. I'm super. I'm not acting funny. Did you say I'm acting funny? Who's acting funny? Just fine over here. I like coffee. Caffeine doesn't even affect me. What? No, it's cold out, that's why I'm shaking. Who's twitching? I told you I'm cold! I'm not jittery, I just felt like going for a walk. So I can't sit down now, big deal! Who wants to sit down. Maybe I don't want to sit down. Don't you just want to run around? Have you ever run a marathon? I have never trained but I bet I could run one right now. What's 26 something miles. I have a lot of energy. Man, I really love coffee. Do you love coffee? I already asked you that? Ok, ok, don't get all bent out of shape! I'm making you nervous? Why are you nervous? Who's nervous? I'm not nervous. What? My eye's not twitching! No! Maybe, I got something in there, I don't know. Why are you so critical? Maybe you're acting funny. I'm just trying to blog here, ok. Geez, can I live? Can a guy drink seven cups of coffee? Maybe I should have another cup of coffee. What? Where am I going with this? What's my point? There's nothing wrong with drinking seven cups of coffee in an hour!