Friday, January 23, 2009

Google


Scott's Tip Of The Day: If you google a stranger on the internet, you are more than likely to discover some interesting information about that person. If you google a stranger in real life, you are more than likely to end up in jail for sexual assault. So remember Cowboy, before you go around googlin' up all the ladies, make sure you know the person and make sure it's consensual.

10 comments:

menopausaloldbag (MOB) said...

Is 'googling a stranger' the same as 'goosing a stranger'? If so, you are bound to be given your teeth to play with and a quick custodial sentence for your cheek.

Scott said...

MOB -
Yeah, more or less

Skip1005 said...

Words to live by.

Ceci said...

I was thinking it was more like ogling ... more something you do with your eyes than with your hands.

However, maybe that's what the "g" implies, like goosing as MOB said.

What would be scarier, IMHO, would be if someone actually gave you a "How do you do" for it!

VE said...

Well I have been known to goggle women. You sneak up behind them and thrust a pair of goggles on them without them suspecting and then run away. It gets expensive though...

canadianfermentation said...

What about googling oneself? What do we tell oneself before a good autogoogling?

Practically Joe said...

A stranger I did google.
It ended with a lump on my noodle.

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Beej the Pink Sheep said...

I google myself on a regular basis. I find it builds the self-esteem.

Clarisse Teagen said...

well. that's the way the cookie crumbles :D
lol.

I've linked you :)