Sunday, August 31, 2008

Is it safe?

Scott's Tip Of The Day: Milk and Bleach both come in one gallon containers, but only one of them is safe to drink.

Saturday, August 30, 2008

Potty Training

Scott's Tip Of The Day: Don't get down on yourself if you are over the age of four and still not potty trained. A lot of people aren't. Just look at all of the grandpa's with diapers. Or the mentally deranged.

Chock Full O' Nuts

Scott's Tip Of The Day: Despite advertising that may suggest otherwise, there are no nuts in Chock Full O' Nuts. There are no legumes either. Or raisins.

Friday, August 29, 2008


Scott's Tip Of The Day: Jesus Ramirez and Jesus of Nazareth may share a first name, but they are very different people.


Scott's Tip Of The Day: The amount of money you earn at your job is inversely proportional to the amount people are willing to listen to you complain about your job.

Behavior Modification

Scott's Tip Of The Day: Don't let people who are different than you feel validated or comfortable being themselves. By ostracizing them, you will slowly shame them into being more like you. THEN you can be friends with them.

Where's Waldo?

Scott's Tip Of The Day: Don't waste your time looking for Waldo. Kidnap his bitch. Then he'll come looking for you.

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Vitus Gerulaitis

Scott's Tip Of The Day: Vitus Gerulaitis is not a rash you get on your balls. He was an American tennis player in the 1970's and 80's


Scott's Tip Of The Day: Insulating your house with asbestos is both economical and safe!