Friday, May 27, 2011

Secure Jobs

Scott's Tip Of The Day: In today's economy, a lot of people are constantly worried about losing their job. One little mistake and your head's on the chopping block. Well, not if you're a postal worker. You can poop in people's yards and still keep your job! My application is in the mail!

Friday, May 20, 2011

Anything Can Happen in NYC

Scott's Tip Of The Day: Anything can happen in NYC. So watch out.

Monday, May 9, 2011

Kids, Hardcore Porn and the NYC Public Library

Scott's Tip Of The Day: This tip goes out to all the children. Do you like movies about gladiators? Ever seen a grown man naked? Ever been to a Turkish prison? If the answer to any of these questions is no then you need to take a field trip to the New York Public Library. According to the NY Post, it's the hottest place to fulfill all of your hardcore pornographic needs. Your Mom will love it when you tell her you like to go to the library and "do research" or "get educated." You'll earn some brownie points. You'll also learn what a blumpkin is. Thank you, New York City!

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Fact Check

Scott's Tip Of The Day: Two tips today.

1)Always fact check

2)If you are foolish enough to follow Penn Jilette on twitter, you deserve whatever evils befall you.