Scott's Tip Of The Day: Thanksgiving is a day where you should give thanks for all of the good things happening in your life. This year I am thankful for a crippled U.S. economy, rising tensions between the United States and Russia, nuclear proliferation, ever increasing energy costs, raging wildfires and other natural disasters, America's increased reliance on poorly crafted foreign goods, outsourced tech support guys with a poor command of the English language, Vegetarians/Vegans who think tofurkey is "cute", robot solicitation calls, people who put pictures of their ugly babies as their default facebook photo, the movie Saw XVII, people who don't understand the right lane is for driving and the left lane is for passing, evangelical Christians who try to impose their belief system on everyone else, Scientology and other cults (...I mean religions....wait...nope I really meant cults), dog owners who dress their ugly little fifi dogs up in sweaters and cauliflower.
What are you thankful for?
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