YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My hero. Yes! yes! Yes!!!! To keep my own job, I am hiding my own identity. But this girl is my fucking hero. Hell yes, you made my day.
Too funny. Seriously though, if you don't want a good reference or a clean criminal record, what's to stop you with going out in style?! The options are endless!
I choose to be anonymous as well, identify theft is no joke. I worked at a retail store for 6 years and when I graduated college, decided it was time to move on from folding clothes to hanging that diploma in my new office. When I quit, I said these exact words on the intercom: Attention *company name* customers and staff. I would like to announce this day as my official last day as one of your friendly cashiers and/or workmates. It has been less than a pleasure to work here, so to all of those who vomited in the fitting rooms, the irrate customers during Black Friday, and to that guy in Package Pickup who's stalked me for years, this one goes out to you. And then myself and a close friend of mine proceeded to make fart noises on the intercom. It lasted a good minute until our manager came speedwalking down one of the aisles. God Speed fellow workmate wherever you are, hope your last day was as wonderful as mine. Here's to a new career, and to people such as Scott who keep my day going.
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YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My hero. Yes! yes! Yes!!!! To keep my own job, I am hiding my own identity. But this girl is my fucking hero. Hell yes, you made my day.
But now I find it is a hoax, and I am deeply disheartened. :((((
Either a bang or slide down the chute of a plane !! LOL
I saw once where a guy had a cake decorated with his two week's notice letter and had it delivered to his boss. Now that's how to quit your job!
Yes!I totally agree with you .
This is brilliant. :)
Just stop going and see what happens...
Too funny. Seriously though, if you don't want a good reference or a clean criminal record, what's to stop you with going out in style?! The options are endless!
I choose to be anonymous as well, identify theft is no joke.
I worked at a retail store for 6 years and when I graduated college, decided it was time to move on from folding clothes to hanging that diploma in my new office. When I quit, I said these exact words on the intercom:
Attention *company name* customers and staff. I would like to announce this day as my official last day as one of your friendly cashiers and/or workmates. It has been less than a pleasure to work here, so to all of those who vomited in the fitting rooms, the irrate customers during Black Friday, and to that guy in Package Pickup who's stalked me for years, this one goes out to you. And then myself and a close friend of mine proceeded to make fart noises on the intercom. It lasted a good minute until our manager came speedwalking down one of the aisles. God Speed fellow workmate wherever you are, hope your last day was as wonderful as mine. Here's to a new career, and to people such as Scott who keep my day going.
I think we've all got similar plans fow when our lottery numbers come up
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It is interesting, I will go back to read them again.
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This is all very new to me and this article really opened my eyes.Thanks for sharing with us your wisdom.
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