Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Prostitute Serial Killer

Scott's Tip Of The Day: It's getting pretty scary for prostitutes in Long Island. A serial killer has been murdering them and leaving their remains on the beach. It's causing quite a panic and according to an article by NBC New York, New York's Sex Worker Outreach program has started giving advice to sex workers. Advice like "trust your gut." Wow. Brilliant. Thanks for that. That's not even close to helpful. These prostitutes trusted their guts and now they're PROSTITUTES. Obviously, that didn't work the first time.

Here's some advice from Scott to Long Island Prostitutes. Enroll at Nassau Community College, learn some skills and get a job that doesn't involve sex with strangers for money. Then you won't get murdered by a deranged serial killer.


Brian E.M. said...

Well put!

BB said...

That is some scary stuff Scott. I was reading about it on AOL news. Good advice.

KABO said...

Haha, love it! I agree though, they should be getting some kind of education and probably some std testing as well. Anybody who would pay a stranger for sex seems to be a shady person to begin with!