Monday, September 22, 2008

Fat Albert

Scott's Tip Of The Day: Even though Fat Albert tries to lecture you at the end of every Fat Albert And The Junkyard Gang episode remember this: Fat Albert freely elects to chill out in the junkyard. You know what's in the junkyard? Broken glass, vermin, disease, the foul stench of misc unidentifiable things decaying and dying....the list goes on and on. Furthermore Fat Albert is grossly overweight. What is he 13 going on 4 heart attacks? And he hangs out with a guy with a speech impediment and another guy named Dumb Donald. Would your mom even let you hang out with this kid? (If the answer is yes, you have bigger problems than I initially thought). Think twice before taking his advice.

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