Saturday, September 6, 2008

Old Age Home

Scott's Tip Of The Day: If you are young and really lazy and you don't like cooking or cleaning, try dying your hair grey and checking into an old age home. You don't have to get up to go to the bathroom because you have a bedpan. A nurse bathes you and changes your sheets regularly. You have no shortage of people to play mahjong with and you have all the apple sauce you can eat.

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