Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Rudy Guliani

Scott's Tip Of The Day: Learning about someone's background is important. You can tell a lot about someone from their background, especially their family. For example, take Rudy Guliani. I spent millions of dollars in research studying his speech impediment. After examining unique tonal inflections and taking note of his tendancy to slobber, I was able to reconstruct his family tree. What did we learn after studying Guliani's background? We learn he fucked a duck.

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