Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Hurricane Season

Scott's Tip Of The Day: Hurricane Bill is gathering force over the Atlantic. Watch out Bermuda! A lot of people hate hurricane's because they kill people and wreck their houses. I guess I can understand that. But I say make hurricane's work for you! Use this time of turmoil to your advantage. Is it true your boss didn't give you that raise you were promised? Maybe Hurricane Bill got to your boss? Maybe Hurricane Bill stole his TV and smeared doggie doo all over the carpet? Maybe Hurricane Bill kicked his kid in the head and stole his allowance? Maybe Hurricane Bill liquidated your boss's bank account and spent the money at the race track? Crazy things happen in hurricanes.* Remember that.

*Please note, if you don't live near the coast, using hurricanes as an alibi is probably not going to fly in court. However, if you live in a city with an NHL team, you can blame it on the Carolina Hurricanes, if need be.

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